Monthly archives: February, 2010

Just a little RPG humor :)

I can’t help but have a little laugh.




A story of love…

The love story of Ralph and Edna…

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’

Happy Mental Health Day!




Don’t vote…everything is OK.

….yeah, that is kind of an attention-getting phrase, isn’t it?

It really is the subject though.

As individuals we trip and stumble, observe and recoil. We convince ourselves that the world simply isnt as bad as it appears.

I think it might be a true human super power…that deliberate plausible deniability.

The truly important thing, is that somewhere along the line, our common sense and gut take a strangling grip of our senses and warn us.
Freedom is the ability to laugh at anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Liberty is the ability to show others how to be happy on their own terms.
Satisfaction is when you scream these things at the top of your lungs every day, and the only argument voiced is that of the cold night air telling you it’s time to crash.

Voting is that one last vestige of a Voice we have left in own government.

Don’t let it go. Trust your gut, Live free, talk liberal, and be satisfied that you’ve been heard. Vote every single chance you get.

-T