Tag: Tony

Sometimes Google Sucks…

Just when I thought I was truly living in a karmic blessing…
Google and my WPStats report let me know that I am just not humble enough.

I know, if you look closely, you’ll notice this was because I was talking about someone else with those characteristics on my blog, but still.

You have to admit that it’s kind of funny πŸ˜‰




What is a fekton?

Fekton is Shocking - Tonytown.comI have this infrequent habit of creating a word specifically in order to shrug of the negative karma the internet bestows upon me when I inadvertently use a fekton of language that would otherwise be considered profane, offensive, or ill-considered.

In this case, the word fekton specifically refers to an unimaginable amount of something, that is – so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable. Strangely enough this word rhymes very closely with a two word phrase that also describes an unimaginable amount of something.

fekton (fuhk tuhn)
(fuk’ tun)
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an ‘A$$ Load’ or ‘$h1t Ton’

Thats pretty much it. I have been taking a break from posting a regularly because, well…sometimes I need a break, and I’d prefer not to encumber my blog with a fekton of fluff πŸ˜‰

That said..yes, I am in fact a big dork that really does do this πŸ˜‰




A note about the new pics…

…on my website.

Well, to be clear, the pics are quite recent, they were taken roughly the day before the new site went online.

“Tony, those pics of you make you look so mean and angry, why are you using them?”

Thats the fun part. It doesn’t matter much. Even if I put a bunch of warm n fuzzy flower graphics on here my candor would likely make it look like barbaric Vikings had come in to redecorate.

umm..

Guess what I am saying is it wouldn’t work.

This way, people can expect me to go off the deep end and can also be surprised when I don’t. Works better I think πŸ˜‰