The funniest phone message I’ve ever heard…

“The Douchiest Phone Message In History”

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From HolyTaco.com:

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

Anyone remember the movie Swingers? This is what happens when you get a guy who has zero experience with even maintaining a dialogue with women, and then give him the charm and finesse of a charging rhino. You’ll hear me make that joke alot about myself, but with this guy…wow…it’s not a joke.