Dear fellow crouton eater.

It has come to my attention that you’ve become afflicted with what is commonly known as croutonseatlikechips disease.

Whatever you do. DONT PANIC!

This condition is unfortunately the product of combinations of common sense and the presence of tasty croutons (and often a noticeable lack of access to real potato chips). In rare cases, it is the direct result of another very serious affliction called youareahungrypregnantwoman.

Remember, this is very important. DONT PANIC!

Treatment for this affliction is simple. Eat croutons. Apparently Caesar and Italian Herb flavored remedy this problem on a fairly regular basis.

🙂

You See Andria Stanley. There IS hope. 🙂

-Tony