Tag: Randomosity…

Hahaha…too funny! Please watch!

Michelle posted this as her bulletin titled:
TONY! I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD THROW LIGHTNING!!
No…it wasn’t actually me, nor was it actually Amtgard, but it was frickin hilarious to find out that my more mundanian friends thought this was what I do…




The Stupids strike again!

Ya know. I work from my computer. you would THINK I would watch what I was doing. So i am importing my friends that already exist on facebook and not watching the lists that come up. If you’ve ever seen my contact lists…well suffice to say…they are HUGE. HUGE to the tune of roughly 800 people.

Well, I had some work dropped in my lap while setting up my facebook stuff and importing people. So I wasnt really paying attention to what I was telling facebook to do.

I hate facebook (x3)

Its a bitch to navigate, and now because I wasnt watching closely…I just spammed like a gazillion people.

Thanks Facebook. I should charge you $$$ for the bandwidth you just used to advertise to my friends at my expense, and due to my inattentiveness.

Argh.




Some insight…

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

The greatest analogy in the world…;)