Category: Randomosity…
During normal lapses of insanity…
Sometimes my ideas can be little…different.
…just kidding. I didn’t think of this. But I wish I had. I would totally go to a Ninja School with the Ninja’s Only Door 😉
Just kidding!
A man is hitchhiking along the side of the road in the middle of nowhere on a very dark and very stormy night. It’s pitch black, and the rain is so heavy and driving so hard that he can see only a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car come toward him and stop.
Without thinking about it, the fellow gets in the car and closes the door — only to realize that nobody is behind the wheel. The car starts slowly and picks up a little speed. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way.
Scared, he starts praying, begging for his life. Then, just before the car gets to the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel.
The fellow is paralyzed in terror, and as the car keeps moving he watches how the hand appears just before every curve.
Finally, he gathers the strength to open the door and leap from the car. He runs to the nearest town, and wet and in shock, he goes into a bar. He orders two shots of tequila, and as he’s downing them he starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he’s just gone through.
Everyone in the little bar is silent, and they realize the man is still terrified and crying, not drunk.
About half an hour later, two other men enter the bar, and as they look around, one says to the other, “Hey, look, Fred! That’s the guy who climbed into the car while we were pushing!”
Thanks for this one Kalona!
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