Monthly archives: April, 2010

Just kidding!

A man is hitchhiking along the side of the road in the middle of nowhere on a very dark and very stormy night. It’s pitch black, and the rain is so heavy and driving so hard that he can see only a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car come toward him and stop.

Without thinking about it, the fellow gets in the car and closes the door — only to realize that nobody is behind the wheel. The car starts slowly and picks up a little speed. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way.
Scared, he starts praying, begging for his life. Then, just before the car gets to the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel.
The fellow is paralyzed in terror, and as the car keeps moving he watches how the hand appears just before every curve.

Finally, he gathers the strength to open the door and leap from the car. He runs to the nearest town, and wet and in shock, he goes into a bar. He orders two shots of tequila, and as he’s downing them he starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he’s just gone through.

Everyone in the little bar is silent, and they realize the man is still terrified and crying, not drunk.

About half an hour later, two other men enter the bar, and as they look around, one says to the other, “Hey, look, Fred! That’s the guy who climbed into the car while we were pushing!”

Thanks for this one Kalona!




Hacker movies…

…are most often the most inaccurate and flubbed up media pieces…ever.

So Natalie Tran did this video, and I have to share. It’s like justification, for those that don’t know her, Nat’s a vlogger that continually finds has these scenarios that we all go through but no one will admit to.

…or…it could just be ME and she’s totally making fun of me in those videos.

🙂 Anyhow, decide for yourself.

Personally I think sooner or later the movie studios are going to get someone with a clue on payroll to make things legit. But then, that would be real as opposed to reality tv eh ?



Sometimes people need to stop existing.

So as we all know, sometimes I have a major run-in with individuals we can only describe as…

Bible Thumpers.

Now I will keep the details to a moderate level..but this is how one portion went…

Bible Thumping Freaky Lady – “So you openly admit you are not a god-fearing Christian.”
ME – “I openly admit I do not fear your god, but if I were to fear something, it would likely be fanatic Christians.”
BTFL – *confused look*
ME – “I heard this once…’Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.’ ”
BTFL – *less-confused look* “Whoever said that was a very wise person.”
ME – “He believed in God too.”
BTFL – *smiles* “and who was that?”
ME- “The creator of the atom bomb.”
BTFL – “I think some time in church might really do you some good. You need to be saved.”