As easy as 1-2-3 ;)

I was privy to the telling of a witty little tale this afternoon…

On his 74th birthday, a man went to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,’This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.”

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?” “Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes,and then she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”

And that, my friend, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

Here’s to hoping everyone remembers their grammar… and has a great night!


Ever wonder….

You might be wondering if I am really going to rant, not really today. Everyone was relatively easy to be around today, and well…lets face it I am easily entertained 😉

…what it’s like to be Tony in the morning?

:) I introduce to you, Mr. Puggers, recently promoted to Captain Puggers.

For anyone still wondering, I am a little busy this week and now definitely into next week, but busy is good. The professional site is almost done and looks primo so far. I will link you guys up shortly :)


I forgot to title this ;)

“Tony, I’m going to stab you.” (@laurenacarlton – no worries, she’s entirely safe…well since shes lives like miles away anyhow)
“I have that effect on women. Bring a lunch.”

…yep. typical day.

This post a day thing might be a pain. But at least I am putting forth the effort.

I now have 20 unfinished articles too, so I think somewhere in there is progress eh?