Is Fusion a reality for us?

This gentleman really thinks so, and I am inclined to believe him.

A funny little ornament…

My mother has very disturbing Christmas ornament…

…it’s a Penguin …on a sleigh…shitting Jelly Beans. Yes…the jelly beans drop out of its rear.

That is all, just had to share ;)


Nat’s Project for Awesome Video!!!

Okay, real simple.

Suicide is a huge insane abysmal problem and one that in the last year I’ve had to deal with so many times I’ve lost joke…I have lost count.

While this video is an Australian initiative, it’s message and goal can easily be realized globally. I was a big fan of Nat before I saw this vid, afterward..suffice to say I have a load of respect for her now. Watch the vid, talk to your friends. Talk to everyone. Just TALK to each other. Can’t say much more without getting POed, so everyone have a good night…and I said watch the vid right? Good!

Chuck and The Big Bang…

I learn something new about Chuck Norris at work every day…

Phil (11:03:45 AM): I bet Chuck created the big bang theory with a roundhouse or something

Rob (11:04:36 AM): Scientists are just now putting that together. All us CN fans are like, duh…

Rob (11:11:58 AM): Chuck once roundhouse-kicked a 20-dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Phil (11:39:25 AM): just now noticed, but thats only $10
Phil (11:39:29 AM): not $20
Rob (11:42:08 AM): AND? Are you questioning Chuck? Of course, there’s going to be some loss in the matter conversion, stupid!

Sometimes this place is great ;)


Wow this is great!

This is absolutely fabulous!! This post is coming from my Iphone!! Just testing out the new toy. I plan on using this feature al lot ;)

Have a great night everyone!!


Gotta Love Texas!

No idea if it’s true or not, but there are alot of stories close enough that are true for this one to make you smile just a little ;) I got this via email from an old friend.
Rather than forward via email I thought it might be more apt to post it here where far more people will read it ;)

MARCH 5th, 2009

Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested,
Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back
As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. ~

The Following Monday Morning,
The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,
And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
The Woman Replied, “I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop
For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe…
I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,
That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder.

All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left.
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man
Running Away From Me With My Purse.
I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly
Around My Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,
” No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips.”
I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol
At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!

When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,
“Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?”

The Woman Replied Under Oath,
“Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click.”

The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day!

A great example of Creationism…

over-confidence-cat-eagle-demotivational-poster…will likely never be posted here.

I am actually giggling a little to myself ;)

Did you seriously think I would post something like that? My ulterior motive is in giving props to an old acquaintance of mine, Aron. Who it seems was given the enjoyable opportunity to successfully defend his statements regarding creationism.
There are so many avenues one may take to play this argument out with a huge advantage. The primary reason being that I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone with half a brain seriously hold that creationism is accurate. The most successful analogy I’ve ever encountered rendered creationism as little more than a cryptic story one might expect to near a campfire late at night in which the perception of days to a deity would likely span hundreds of thousands of years, etc. But we’re not talking about that story. We’re talking about what happens when silly people presume to know the constraints of logical argument, and flex their e-muscles verbally attacking someone far more…suited to the task. If someone were to hit me with a video smackdown like this I think I might hug them out of respect. Luckily, being a non-creationist spiritualist, I can have my cake and laugh at creationism too ;)


Reagan reanimated to lead the GOP!!!

I finished reading the entire address tonight and wasn’t happy..luckily, I went right to The Onion and was cheered up enormously.

Damn I love The Onion

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

Finally bit the bullet…

..I got an iPhone.

I am sure that in the next couple weeks I will have plenty to say about it.

Mainly the cool part about being able to take pics and post them here in a heartbeat. You all know how I love taking embarrassing pics. ;)

And I am sure I’ll find something no so cool about it.


Nat’s still funny!

Okay…before you think it…it’s not like her vids stopped being funny.

I just couldn’t think of what to title the post. If I posted with the title Sleepover Awkwardness…well..lets please remember I’m male and completley outside the range of age where I could ever possibly hold a legitimate conversation about sleepovers…unless..ugh…nevermind.


Yeah. Slope. Slippery.

That said, just watch the damn video. Nat’s badass ;)

You can find buku amounts of chortle-worthy entertainment from Nat RIGHT HERE