Random moments…

“Dude!” (I walked into the room…all grins…I am smiling..big)

Someone with something far more important on their mind answers, “What now man?”

“The Pot” (I already know where this is headed, but continue grinning blissfully)

“WTF are you talking about the Pot?!” Apparently someone just isn’t in the mood for dialog.

“The pot sees man…” (Obviously portraying someone blissfully unaware that the person they are speaking to is not…so…complacent.)

“You are SUCH a dufus, the pot see’s what!? Yaknow what, I don’t even want to know…god you’re a pain to talk to sometimes.” (Start walking out of the room)

“The pot sees the kettle walking out of the room asshole. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.”