I like big Dogs!
This is what happens when I dont have anything booked on a Thursday morning…
I Like Big Dogs
By: Not Sir Bark-a-Lot
Look at that pup!
It is so big…
It looks like… it could eat a house or something…
But you know what?
Who cares?!
‘Cause I like ’em big. Ruff!
? I like big dogs and I cannot lie
You other trainers can’t deny
When a Great Dane walks in with that wrinkly face
And that tail just whips your place, you get sprung! ?
Wanna pull up tough,
‘Cause you noticed that fluff was stuffed!
Deep in the fur she’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh, doggo! I wanna walk ya
And take your big paws for a jog-a
My vet tried to warn me
But those jowls you got
Make me so corny!
Ooh, Ruffadoodle smooth coat
You say you ain’t got float?
Well, shake it, shake it
‘Cause your drool game’s woke!
I’m tired of lil’ pups smilin’
That yappin’ sound ain’t stylin’
Take a Rottweiler or a Bernese
And feed ‘em double cheese, please!
So, fellas! (Yeah!)
Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your dog got fur that sheds? (Heck yeah!)
Tell ’em to bark it! Bark it!
Bark that floofin’ fluff!
Big dog got woof!
I like big dogs and I cannot lie
You other dog moms can’t deny
That when a Saint Bernard lumbers in
With that keg under his chin
You drool! ?
I like ’em furry, burly, hefty
With tongues hangin’ long and messy
A Malamute or a Newfie ride?
You better clear the couch — that dog’s wide.
So I’m lookin’ at shelters daily
Tryna rescue one that’s Bailey
Mastiffs, Ridgebacks, or a big ol’ mutt
If it clears the fence, I’m strut!
Some people like ’em purse-sized
But those little yips I despise
So I roll with Labs and Huskies
Who leave my car seats dusky
If you’re big and you’re barkin’ loud
Come on over, you’ve made me proud
Dial 1-900-BIG-DOGS now
And teach me how to bow-wow!
