So I’ve come to another realization.
Not only is there so much stupid in the world that it’s overwhelming.
Not only does stupid run rampant and far too often unchecked, prevented, or corrected…
Not only can I not keep up with it in its…we’ll call it grandeur (for lack of a simpler word to spare)
…on more occasions than I am comfortable with…I am a part of the problem instead being part of the solution.
I am sure most of my friends will screenshot this in order to make sure they have proof I offered this unto the never-forgetting interwebs, but I don’t mind the occasional self-admission and it’s not like tons about me isn’t already online. 😉
Now, because I have a BIG GINORMOUS rule about getting too personal about my friends and loved ones, that is about all the detail I’ll be fessing up. If you’re a close friend, you already have such a vast repertoire of incidents and stories regarding my antics that another one is almost blasé and you can certainly rest easy knowing I have another notch on my belt.
Now if you happen to be a casual reader and wondering how far down the rabbit hole my life traverses…
This time…I didn’t drive off the side of a mountain at 70mph in a truck.
This time…I didn’t go camping, get drunk, and introduce all my friends to the term “skyclad” using myself as a point of reference at the campfire for everyone to see.
This time…I didn’t get lost after taking a walk in a neighborhood 30 miles away from my casa after my own birthday party.
This time I managed to screw up a damn good friendship, and I am feeling like absolute shit over it.